Monday, 21 February 2011

Chapter 6 FOR THE LOVE OF TWITTER!!!!

Aaaaaand before your very eyes I shall make this quite amazingly hot singer disappear!!!! Yes the boy Cardle takes YET ANOTHER break from twitter. Come on man I mean, I know you're all loved up and all but we miss you like loads even though you're tweets are really quite shit sometimes, we miss them. it only takes a second to throw a tweet out, not one of those crappy automated ones that go to your website and facebook at the same time, but a nice little personal one, one that gives us all hope and a little bit of light to hover round like moths. Make a tweet man save a million girls tears....right enough sentimental crap, I swear to God that if you don't tweet me and recognise ME as the author of this God damn blog instead of my friend I am going to be forced to twitter stalk Derren Brown, and it won't be pretty as he really isn't that way inclined and is likely to have me arrested!!!

Seriously Matt sort it out.

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